RONDO HATTON

VOTED HANDSOMEST BOY IN HIS SENIOR CLASS

BUT IN WORLD WAR ONE IT WAS MUSTARD GAS FOR RONDO

A HANDSOME BOY IS LIKE A MELODY

BUT THEY DIAGNOSED ACROMEGALY IN RONDO

AS A NEWSPAPER MAN HE DULY REPORTED

TILL THE FACIAL FEATURES GOT TOO DISTORTED ON RONDO

SO HE HEADED WEST AND HE HIT THE HEIGHTS

WHEN HOLLYWOOD FINALLY SET ITS SIGHTS ON RONDO

AS A LEADING MAN HE COULDN’T GET HIRED

BUT NO SCARY MAKEUP WAS EVER REQUIRED FOR RONDO

AND WE’’LL NEVER KNOW THE THOUGHTS IN HIS HEAD

BUT WHEN WE WONDER WHO’S UNDER THE BED, IT’S RONDO