BRAND-NEW GEEKY DAY

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING

THE SAME AS YESTERDAY

I WENT TO MY MICROSCOPE

AND STUDIED AMOEBAE

I FELT ALONE AND EMPTY

SO I BOUGHT SOME CRAP ON EBAY

BUT IT’S A BRAND-NEW GEEKY DAY

MY HORN-RIMS GOT BUSTED

SO I TAPED THEM BACK TOGETHER

I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW

AND SAW MORE NASTY WEATHER

TELL ME BABY JESUS

WILL THIS GO ON FOREVER?

BUT IT’S A BRAND-NEW GEEKY DAY

I POURED MYSELF A YOO-HOO

AND A BOWL OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH

THEN A GLITCH ON MY COMPUTER

GOT MY PANTIES ALL IN A BUNCH

MY POSTURE'S GETTING OUT OF HAND

I'M DEVELOPING A HUNCH

BUT IT’S A BRAND-NEW GEEKY DAY

MY VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND

AND MY VIRTUAL FRIEND

ARE HAVING A VIRTUAL BABY

AND THE HEARTACHES DON’T END

INTERNET PORN IS THE ANSWER

IT’S BLOWIN' IN THE WIND

IT’S BLOWIN’ IN THE WIND

BUT IT’S A BRAND-NEW GEEKY DAY