VOTED HANDSOMEST BOY IN HIS SENIOR CLASS
BUT IN WORLD WAR ONE IT WAS MUSTARD GAS FOR RONDO
A HANDSOME BOY IS LIKE A MELODY
BUT THEY DIAGNOSED ACROMEGALY IN RONDO
AS A NEWSPAPER MAN HE DULY REPORTED
TILL THE FACIAL FEATURES GOT TOO DISTORTED ON RONDO
SO HE HEADED WEST AND HE HIT THE HEIGHTS
WHEN HOLLYWOOD FINALLY SET ITS SIGHTS ON RONDO
AS A LEADING MAN HE COULDN’T GET HIRED
BUT NO SCARY MAKEUP WAS EVER REQUIRED FOR RONDO
AND WE’’LL NEVER KNOW THE THOUGHTS IN HIS HEAD
BUT WHEN WE WONDER WHO’S UNDER THE BED, IT’S RONDO
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