ROOM WITH A VIEW
Willem was an intense, certified genius who wrote a scathing column on modern culture for the Mensa Times-Picayune.
He saw the world as one big asshole, so he never left the sanctuary of his little bungalow, surrounded by his goldfish, his Fresca, and his collection of rare erotica.
What Willem didn't know was that the "asshole" outside his south window was actually just a hole in the ground, and that the north side of his bungalow faced a communal swimming pool shared by five other bungalows.
His neighbors were all busty, Teutonic flight attendants with Lufthansa.
I guess "genius" is a relative term.
