SONGS MADISON AVENUE PLANS TO LICENSE FOR USE IN TV COMMERCIALS FOR EMBARRASSING PRODUCTS
“Urge for Going” By Joni Mitchell
Myrbetriq overactive bladder medication
“You Always Hurt the One You Love” By The Mills Brothers
Herplex herpes treatment
“Applause” By Lady Gaga
The Clapper sound-activated switch
“Let My People Go” By Paul Robeson
Dulcolax laxative
“(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher” By Jackie Wilson
Cialis erectile dysfunction medication
“Within You Without You” By The Beatles
Tampax tampons
“You Hit The Spot” By Sarah Vaughan
Clearasil acne medication
“You Can’t Sit Down” By The Dovells
Preparation H hemorrhoid cream
“Something in The Air” By Thunderclap Newman
Odor-Eaters insoles
“Goldfinger” By Shirley Bassey
Gold Bond body powder
“(I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead) You Rascal You” By Clarence Williams
Rascal Mobility Scooter
“Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin’” By Gordon MacRea
Dr. Scholl’s corn removers
“Green Onions” By Booker T. & The M.G.s
Listerine mouthwash
“Let the Good Times Roll” By Shirley and Lee
Cottonelle toilet paper
“Lean on Me” By Bill Withers
HurryCane walking cane
“The Spider and the Fly” By The Rolling Stones
Pro-K spider vein cream
“Carry on Wayward Son” By Kansas
Trojan condoms
“Mellow Yellow” By Donovan
Uristat urinary tract infection test strips
“Mustang Sally” By Wilson Pickett
Sally Hansen No More Fungus antifungal liquid
“Itchycoo Park” By Small Faces
Vagisil anti-itch cream
“Catch the Wind” By Donovan
Beano antigas tablets
“Cherry Pink (And Apple Blossom White)” By Perez Prado And His Orchestra
Prosacea rosacea topical gel
“Wooly Bully” By Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs
Nair hair remover
“I Got a Line on You” By Spirit
Neutrogena wrinkle cream:
“Bite Down Hard” By Ted Nugent
Poligrip denture adhesive
“On the Regular” By Shamir
Metamucil fiber supplement
“Brown Sugar” By The Rolling Stones
Kaopectate diarrhea medication:
“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana
Summer’s Eve feminine deodorant spray
“Smooth Operator” By Sade
K-Y Jelly personal lubricant
“Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair” By Bing Crosby
Revlon hair color
“Until it’s Time For You To Go” By Buffy Sainte-Marie
Depends incontinence underwear
“Old Man” By Neil Young
Rogaine hair loss treatment
“Wart Hog” By The Ramones
Compound W wart remover
“I’ve Got You Under my Skin” By Frank Sinatra
Zostavax shingles vaccine
“Poison Ivy” By The Coasters
Zanfel poison ivy wash
“Disco Inferno” By The Trammps
Monistat yeast infections cream
“Eighteen” By Alice Cooper
Playtex 18-Hour Girdles
“Bad Blood” By Taylor Swift
Kotex menstrual pads
“The Mouse” By Soupy Sales
D-Con mouse glue traps
“Shape of You” By Ed Sheeran
Nutra-Lift cellulite cream
“Mystery Roach” By The Mothers Of Invention With The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
Raid ant & roach killer
“Walk a Mile In My Shoes” By Joe South
Dr. Scholl’s insoles
“Tube Snake Boogie” By ZZ Top
Coloplast catheters
“Burning on My Lips” By We Have Band
Abreva cold sore ointment
“Patches” By Clarence Carter
Neosporin eczema cream
“Diamonds in Her Eyes” By Owl Eyes
Stye Eye Therapy warming compress
“Butterflies in Your Stomach” By Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Sea-Band nausea relief
“Heartburn Stew” By Yoko Ono
Nexium heartburn reilef
“Thunderball” By Tom Jones
Lotrimin jock Itch cream